Cover -- Copyright page -- Contents -- About the author -- About the artist -- Reviews -- Foreword -- The author of the Foreword -- Acknowledgements -- Dedication -- Disclaimer -- List of Illustrations -- Ask Crabtree -- Introduction -- Out and About -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (1) -- Numbers -- Wartime Phrases -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (2) -- Victory Phrases -- French Language Rules -- School Words -- My Everyday Practice -- My Daily Routine -- Everyday Words and Phrases -- Objects -- Newspapers -- Everyday Conversational Words -- Food and Beverage -- In the Home -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (3) -- Christmas Words -- Going on Holiday to France -- Essentials -- At the Airport or Ferry -- Clothes for Men -- Clothes for Women -- Everything Else -- On the Beach -- Helpful Phrases for a Beach Holiday -- Packing for a Walking Holiday -- Sightseeing -- Camping and Caravanning Holidays -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (4) -- Everyday Words -- Meeting a Policeman -- French Words Concerning Crime -- All About Banking -- Shopping -- Useful Words for Clothes Shopping -- Useful Phrases When Food Shopping -- Useful Words When Food Shopping -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (5) -- Highway Code -- Other Words -- Living and Working in France -- Office Words -- Everyday Office Phrases -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (6) -- Rescue Words -- Music -- Types of Music -- Classical Composers -- Popular Musicians of the 60s, 70s and 80s -- Modern Pop Stars -- Music for a 'Romantic Mood' -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (7) -- Crime Words -- Proverbs -- A Poloceman's Newt Berk (8) -- Bonfire Words -- Books -- Further Reading -- Undex -- Back cover.
Features one of TV's enduring comic characters. By the actor who played the role of Crabtree. Entirely new and original material.