Bogus U.

Intro -- CONTENTS -- DISCLAIMER -- A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR -- ACKNOWLEDGMENT -- HOW PHINEAS ORT MISSED HIS PLANE -- BROOKLYN BENNY EXPLAINS HIS PHILOSOPHY OF MONEY -- HOW CHRISTY THE CHUMP HEARD ABOUT BOGUS U. -- A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BOGUS U. -- BENNY'S PLAN TAKES SHAPE -- CHRISTY FINDS A JOB -- HOW CHRISTY CAME TO EAVESDROP -- OF THINGS PAST AND PRESENT -- MR. HASTY-PASTY RECEIVES A DISQUIETING TELEPHONE CALL -- MR. HASTY-PASTY EXPLAINS -- WHAT CHRISTY LEARNED FROM EAVESDROPPING -- HOW CHRISTY BECAME PRESIDENT OF BOGUS U. -- WHY LAURA FAVOLOSO ADMIRED CHRISTY THE CHOP -- THE FULL BOARD OF TRUSTEES VOTES -- CHRISTY MEETS THE GRAND VIZIER -- THE PLOTTERS -- THE VIZIERS EXPRESS AN OPINION -- CHRISTY AND MR. HASTY-PASTY COME FACE TO FACE -- IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD -- BROOKLYN BENNY PUTS OUT A CONTRACT ON CHRISTY -- PHINEAS ORT EXPLICATES ANTIGONE -- CHRISTY SURVEYS HIS DOMAIN -- NIGHT SCHOOL -- CHRISTY LOOKS IN THE MIRROR -- THE FIRST DAY -- MEETINGS, MEETINGS, ALWAYS MEETINGS -- SHAKEDOWN (AN EXTORTION OF MONEY BY DEVIOUS MEANS) -- THE MONROE LARSON CASE -- DOUBTS, DISCRIMINATION, AND DECEITS -- CHRISTY'S RECURRING NIGHTMARE -- LAURA INTERROGATES SHAWN -- WORD SPREADS: CHRISTY'S A MARKED MAN -- CHRISTY TRIES TO DISCOVER THE HIT MAN -- CREON'S DEFENSE -- CHRISTY WINES AND DINES TROXY -- SHAWN KEEPS A CLANDESTINE DATE -- GRETCHEN EDSEL TAKES A LOVER -- LAURA AND CHRISTY DISCUSS MONEY -- DEEDEE LITE'S NOVEL BEGINS -- CHRISTY MAKES A TENURE DECISION -- CHRISTY GOES TO THE GRIDIRON -- CHRISTY AND OTHERS DISCUSS MONROE LARSON -- BANG, BING, BAM: A DETONATION, NOT A CHINESE DISH -- A BREAK IN THE CASE -- DETECTIVE CRANKSHAW QUESTIONS THE SUSPECTS -- AUTUMN LEAVES AND MOUNTAIN WALKS -- SHAWN AND MILLICENT GO SHOPPING -- CHRISTY HOSTS A DINNER FOR THE NEW FACULTY -- LAURA REPORTS ON HER FINDINGS -- A HOME AWAY FROM HOME -- THE HEART'S A STATE OF MIND.

DEEDEE LITE'S NOVEL TAKES SHAPE -- JACKIE BROWN TELEPHONES HIS GIRLFRIEND -- PHINEAS LEARNS A FEW SCAMS -- THE BEST LAID PLANS -- PHINEAS AND DEEDEE HAVE A TALK -- CHRISTY AND LAURA WATCH A VIDEO -- BROOKLYN BENNY HUDDLES WITH THE HIT PERSON -- DEEDEE RELATES BRENT'S SAD TALE -- THE POLICE ISSUE A REPORT -- IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO -- BRENT'S ESCAPE FROM HANOI -- ONE HAPPY FAMILY -- THE SPRING IS SPRUNG -- ON EASTER DAY. THE EXPOSÉ -- CHRISTY AND LAURA FORGE AN AGREEMENT -- CHRISTY INKS HIS NAME TO A CONTRACT -- DEEDEE CONCLUDES HER NOVEL -- CHRISTY REFORMS BOGUS U. -- COMMERCIAL VENTURES, INC. -- EPILOGUE.

An imaginative and hilarious college satire, in which the worlds of academia and the mob collide as a former mobster takes the reigns of Bogus U., ultimately facing threats from both his old mob ties and the student body, as he works to polish the tarnished legacy of Bogus U.

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Electronic reproduction. Ann Arbor, Michigan : ProQuest Ebook Central, 2024. Available via World Wide Web. Access may be limited to ProQuest Ebook Central affiliated libraries.